You must be joking..

Michalis Faloutsos
2008 Computer communication review  
The goal of this column this time was to address major scientific issues and propose novel scientific methods for doing the same thing under different names. However, it turned out to be too complicated as it required mastery of the english alphabet. Then, I had an epiphany (greek word): Why propose something new, when you can complain about something that already exists? I think I am turning into an angry old man prematurely.
doi:10.1145/1341431.1341441 fatcat:jvzw36ltgrcfncha5df3fwzc5u