Rustic shepherds, worthless reproaches, mere stomachs, we know how to say many lies like the truth, and, whenever we wish, we know how to tell the truth." 1 * Professor of Law, Salmon P. Chase College of Law, Northern Kentucky University. My thanks to Kelsey Braido and Carol Furnish, who provided invaluable research assistance; Samuel J. Levine and Christopher Lund, for their very helpful comments on a late version of the Article; and my colleagues at the Central States Law School Association,

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... ho sat through an earlier version and helped me to reorient it. Errors are of course my own. 1. Hesiod, Theogony, ll. 26-28 (Wm. Blake Tyrrell trans., 1997), available at https://msu. edu/~tyrrell/theogon.pdf [https://perma.cc/V4B3-LU5H]. 2. Id.